Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The guest gets more than a bed...

I live in a small village on the West coast of Scotland, in an old house with a beautiful view overlooking the sea and the mountains in the distance. It takes a fair amount to keep the house warm in winter, and my big hunk of a husband Duncan is away working on the oil rigs for much of the time, so I take in bed & breakfast guests to keep me occupied and make a few extra pounds during the summer.

I have just two rooms for rent, so it's not too much work. I had a reservation from a single lady, Wendy, to stay for a couple of nights. At two o'clock today, the doorbell rang. A 50-ish lady dressed in a tweed skirt, walking shoes and red sweather stood there, with her suitcase. I welcomed her in, had her sign the visitor book and showed her the room. She was to be my only guest that day. I said "I'll put on the kettle and make you a cuppa tea, just come down to the sitting room when you are ready". Ten minutes later she came down, and we sat and chatted for a while. She told me she is a schoolteacher, widowed for some years, and traveling up the west coast on her way to see her sister in Skye. She asked me for some good walks to take, so I gave her a map and directions. I also made a recommendation for dinner at the bistro in the village. She thanked me and went to her room, and a few minutes later I heard the door close as she left.

About nine o'clock the front door opens, she has returned. She pops her head into the sitting room where I am watching TV, tells me she had a good meal, thanks me for the recommendation, and is heading upstairs to bed. The weather has turned chilly once again, so I tell her I will bring her up some hot cocoa. "That would be great, I am going to take a nice hot shower now," she replies. I go into the kitchen and make the cocoa, and take it up stairs. I knock on the door, and she says "Come in". I open the door and see her getting changed for bed, she is standing there in just her panties, covering her breasts with the nightshirt she is holding in her hands. "Oh, I am so sorry", I say, blushing. "Don't worry dear, we're both women, I don't mind at all." She casually pulls the night gown on over her head, in the process briefly revealing her full breasts and large nipples. She is in nice shape for her age. Turning my head away, I see her suitcase lying open on the floor. I gasp, as there on the top of her neatly folded clothes is a large purple dildo.

She notices my eyes widening and chuckles "I see you've met my boyfriend! Since I've been widowed I've had to take care of myself. I haven't had much luck meeting men, and anyway, it would be hard to take the place of my Bobby." "I understand completely", I say. "I get very lonely too, I have my own toy collection. And believe me they get a workout!"

Wendy walks over to me. "I hope you don't think I'm too forward", she whispers. "I enjoy a woman's company, and you are very attractive." Then she puts her arms round me and embraces me, kissing me gently on the lips. I am a little surprised but I don't pull away. My hands move to cup her breasts through her shirt, which feel surprisingly firm and round. Her nipples are large and hard, I roll them gently between my fingers. I return her kiss, opening my lips and letting my tongue explore her mouth. I feel my cunt moistening in anticipation. We are alone in the house, and I have not had sex in a while. "I'd like to make love with you too," I whisper back. Wendy smells sexy, she is wearing a light perfume. Her hands wander over my hips, pulling me close to her. Her hands slide under my sweater, pulling it up over my head, revealing my bra. She unsnaps it, letting my boobs swing free. Mine are not as large as hers, and my nipples are smaller too. She lowers her mouth to take my left nipple in her mouth, playing with the right one. Slowly she pushes me back onto the bed. She steps back and pulls off her nightshirt, standing there in her panties. Her body is trim, her skin white, her hair is tied up in a bun, she reaches up and lets it fall, it's long, brown with streaks of gray. Then she reaches down and undoes my jeans, pulling them off, then peeling down my panties to reveal my pussy. I have not shaved in a while and it's quite hairy. I sit up and reach into her panties using my thumbs to pull them down slowly. Her bush is nicely trimmed. I slowly run my fingers over her slit, her outer lips are open and moist in anticipation. I insert one finger inside her, then withdraw it and taste her juices, smiling. "Please lay down, I want to taste you too", she says. I lay back on the bed, my head propped up on the pillow, as I watch her kneel between my open legs, her lips brush my nipples, then she slowly kisses her way down my stomach, running her tongue through my bush, avoiding my clit for now, licking the sides of my pussy, then up and down my slit, letting my juices run over her. Then her teeth brush over my clit, she takes it in her mouth, and pulls it, sucking it in, and electric shocks pulse through my clit. Her long fingers probe the insides of my pussy, pressing upwards to find my g-spot. I shiver in delight as she finds it, her finger circling it as she massages my clitoris with her talented tongue. My back is arched as she fucks me with her fingers, she has two inside me, then three. Her other hand reaches for a nipple and slowly twists and pulls it as her tongue laps harder on my pussy. I am moaning as she brings me closer to orgasm. I feel her pinkie finger massaging my anus, and I push towards it, encouraging her to push her finger inside me. Having both holes filled is what it takes to push me to the edge, I start to come hard, thrusting my pussy against Wendy's mouth and gripping her head with my thighs. She continues to finger-fuck both holes as my orgasm continues, and she licks the juices that flow freely from my pussy. I am lying breathless, and she slides up the bed to kiss me, and I taste my juices, I embrace her and hold her close.

I want to make Wendy come too, so I excuse myself and walk to my bedroom. I pull out my toybox from its hiding place under the bed. I find my strap-on harness, and the Nexus purple double dildo. I tighten the straps and slide "My" end of the dildo into my wet pussy. Then I return to Wendy's room with the dildo proudly erect. Her eyes light up. I kneel between her legs on the bed and line up the dildo with her pussy, and slide it inside her. She is very wet, no need for any additional lubrication. I start to fuck her in the missionary position, leaning forward to take her nipple in my mouth. "Take me from behind, please!" she asks. I pull out and she gets on her knees. I grab her hips and insert the dildo into her pussy. Each time I thrust, the end inside me moves, giving me a pleasurable feeling. Wendy reaches underneath and rubs her clit as I fuck her faster. Her arsehole is exposed, and I cannot resist, the wrinkled brown star contrasts with the white skin of her bottom. I insert my fingers inside her vagina beside the dildo, and scoop some of her copious juices, then circle her anus with my fingers, pressing lightly. I scoop more of her juices with my other hand, and massage her rosebud. "Yes, do it, please, stick your finger in my bum" she grunts. I need no further invitation. I push one finger inside her, feeling her sphincter relax to allow the intrusion. Slowly I put pressure, and then my finger slides inside her all the way to the knuckle. As I fuck her pussy with the dildo, I slide my finger in and out of her arsehole. It grips me tightly. She moans appreciatively, pushing against me, frigging her pussy with her fingers. "I really like being fucked in the arse", she says. "There's some lube in my case under the dildo." I pull out of her cunt slowly, and rummage in her case. I find her tube of lube and bring her dildo too. "How about being double penetrated?" I ask. She nods, excitedly. While she remains on her knees, I insert her dildo into her slippery pussy, thrusting the dildo in and out. Then I apply some lube to my Nexus dildo and squirt some on her arsehole, which is gaping open from my finger work. I slide two fingers inside her arse, I feel the dildo pressing on the wall between vagina and rectum. Wendy groans with pleasure. "I don't want to hurt you, so tell me if it hurts, please" I ask. She nods, and I place the head of my Nexus dildo against her arsehole. Slowly I press against her, watching it slide inside her. She gasps, and I slow down, while she gets used to the size, the Nexus is thick. Then I start moving slowly in and out of her arse. Her arsehole looks so amazing, stretched wide with the dildo, it always amazes me how it stretches from being so tiny and tight. Wendy is holding the end of the dildo in her pussy and sliding it in and out. I move my hips more, fucking her with longer strokes. "Yes, I'm coming, oh shit, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuuuccck" she cries, as the double penetration brings her to orgasm. I continue pounding her arse as she keeps coming. "Please stop, I can't take it any more," she begs. Slowly I withdraw from her arse and undo the harness, sliding the Nexus from my cunt. She pulls out the dildo from her pussy and I take it in my mouth, tasting her juices. "Thank you, that was the most intense orgasm I have had in a long time, my arsehole is burning but I loved it, you were great!" she whispers. We kiss and hold each other, making love gently.

Wendy stayed with me for a couple of days, and we explored each other's bodies, and many of the other toys in my toybox. The most intimate moment was when she asked me to fist her. I had never tried this before, I was scared of hurting her, but she encouraged me on. The feeling of my whole hand engulfed in her spasming vagina was incredible. But that's another story....

Friday, August 04, 2006

Pre-nuptial Agreement

It's been a while since I posted, and I apologize. I have started quite a few stories, but have had a problem finishing... like sex with a drunken lover! So I am sharing this amusing post which I received in an email. I do not know who the creator was originally, sorry, but thank you! Hope you enjoy. And check back in a few days for a new original post.

Vahri


Pre-nuptial Agreement

I, the undersigned, agree that:

1. In the highly unlikely event of my not having an orgasm, after you've drunkenly rolled on top of me, as is entirely normal and in accordance with the natural order of things, and pumped away for two minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely fake one. It'll be a really good act too, with me saying stuff like "Oh, you're so good, you're the best." and howling like a cat that's being repeatedly jabbed with a compass.

2. Should your mother show me any photos of you as a child, like those ones taken at your auntie's wedding where you've got a velvet bow tie and a pudding-bowl haircut, I shall make no comment - Ever - or even look at you in a way that suggests they are all "funny."

3. I fully understand that a woman's main role in any relationship is to take the blame, so when you stub your toe in the bathroom or your football team loses, I agree that, by some complex scientific equation incomprehensible to woman, it will be my fault, even if I wasn't there. To demonstrate my understanding of this principle, I will prepare your favorite meal or, in the event of not being able to cook, take you out for a superb meal at my cost.

4. Whenever my friends and I get together for a girlie chat, I will tell them that you are better hung than a large-balled Himalayan yak and that I have discovered, contrary to popular belief, that size does matter. I will also mention this to YOUR friends a lot.

5. After sex (which I will NEVER refer to as "making love"), I will not expect you to cuddle me for hours until your arm goes dead. Nor will I let my hair annoyingly get in your face. Under no circumstances will I attempt to start a conversation as you are dropping off to sleep.

6. I will never, ever give your penis a "cute" nickname. Any references to this hallowed appendage will be prefaced with words such as "mighty," "huge" or "the thunderstick."

7. In bed, I will be as keen as mustard to try any novel sexual position you fancy. Especially ones where I do all the work and you just lie there, grinning.

8. I will ruthlessly interrogate my attractive female friends and inform you if any of them have the slightest bi-sexual tendencies. Then I'll invite them around for dinner and hide their car keys so they have to stay. I understand that video footage of such incidents is an indispensable part of the experience and in the event that you do not already possess one, I will acquire a video camera for you at the earliest opportunity.

9. After we split up, I will never sleep with any of your friends or colleagues, or anyone else you have ever met, or may one day meet. If men attempt to chat me up, I will solemnly inform them that you have "ruined me for other men."

10. I understand that mechanical objects like cars, computer games, barbecues and remote control devices are beyond the comprehension of women. I will only make a fool of myself if I attempt to operate them, so you're in charge of the lot, except for the iron, the vacuum and the washing machine, of course.


Signed _______________ Date _________________